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❝ I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text

— (via latelycravingmore)

(Source: blazepress)

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

and Andy, apparently.

(Source: garysgalaxy)

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

(Source: theultradork)

I don’t always eat ice cream, but when I do, I eat Snow Monster

I don’t always eat ice cream, but when I do, I eat Snow Monster

(Source: thatssomorgan)

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

euo:

Jamie McCartney

The Spice of Life

I’d put this on my living room wall

euo:

Jamie McCartney
The Spice of Life

I’d put this on my living room wall

illumahottie:

Have you ever sucked a dick and exceeded your own expectations???????????? Like you gave him head the level of a veteran porn star? Like you memorized every cosmo sex tip ever? Like your name given at birth should have been ‘Superhead’ on the birth certificate? Like the gag reflex never even evolved in the human race?????

inspired by x

GOD

(Source: danielsharms)